Jesus standing in the middle of absolute pandemonium, flaming meteor overhead, clowns running wild, buildings on fire, and He’s just calmly checking out with the most serene “nope” face in history. 

This is the fine art of not giving a fuck, captured in one glorious masterpiece. When life turns into a three-ring dumpster fire, you get to channel the ultimate “I’m good, thanks” energy. Zero stress, zero drama, maximum peace.

• One-time December-only run (once it’s sold out, it’s gone forever)
• Printed on ridiculously soft Heather Autumn (that perfect burnt-orange-rust that looks like fall decided to stay forever)
  
• Perfect gift for someone who's mastered letting go like Christ
  

Jesus took the wheel… then handed it right back. This tee says the rest.

Orders close at midnight on 12/31/25, pressing first week of Jan 26.

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