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$19.99
Viral Riot’s cheeky beaver staring you down with the bold vintage badge screaming “I LIKE TO EAT BEAVER.” It’s the ultimate dirty joke wrapped in retro outdoorsy vibes that’ll make everyone snort-laugh the second they read it.
Perfect for camping trips, dive bars, bachelor parties, or just owning your filthy sense of humor without apology. Printed loud on ultra-soft ring-spun cotton with a relaxed unisex fit that’s as comfortable as the reactions are legendary.
Key Features:
- High-quality distressed print for that classic look
- Super-soft cotton built for nonstop wear
- Sizes S to 2XL
- Guaranteed to trigger giggles, gasps, and high-fives from the right (or wrong) crowd
Sizing
| (in inches) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Full Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Sleeve Length | 8 ¼ | 8 ⅝ | 9 ⅛ | 9 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |