Wisdom in whiskers: a stone-cold senior tabby staring straight into your soul, surrounded by the timeless truth “OLD PUSSY IS BETTER THAN NO PUSSY.” It’s equal parts cat-lady gospel and filthy bar-stool philosophy, delivered with zero shame and maximum purr.

Perfect for cat hoarders, dive-bar philosophers, retirement parties, or just reminding the world that experience beats everything. Printed loud and proud on buttery-soft ring-spun cotton with a relaxed unisex fit that feels like it’s already been worn by your favorite cranky grandpa.

Key Features:

• High-quality distressed print for instant vintage cred
• Ultra-soft cotton that gets comfier with age (just like the subject matter)
• Available in vintage brown and classic black
• Sizes S to 2XL
• Guaranteed to make cat people cackle and prudes clutch their pearls

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