Would You Like To See My Morning Wood? Tee – Vintage Brown

Rise and grind: a jacked, bearded lumberjack hoisting a monster log like it’s nothing, with the legendary line “WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY MORNING WOOD?” wrapped around a retro sunset badge. It’s the original blue-collar pickup line that never gets old (and neither does the wood).

Perfect for job sites, coffee runs, gym sessions, or just rolling out of bed ready to start some fires. Printed bold on ultra-soft vintage brown ring-spun cotton with a relaxed unisex fit that feels broken-in from the first wear.

Key Features:

• High-quality distressed print for instant throwback vibes
• Butter-soft cotton that survives every hard day
• Sizes S to 2XL

• Guaranteed to make the crew lose it and baristas blush

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